How I Snuck my Bearded Dragon into the Grocery Store

Today I came across a dilemma: Stay at home with my bearded dragon or go to the grocery store.
I chose both.
I made a very elaborate plan:

1. Put on a pullover hoodie.
2. Put Poppy in the pocket.
3. Go to the grocery store.
4. Do some shopping.
5. Leave the grocery store.
6. Come home.

But it worked out more like this:

1. Put Poppy in the pocket of my bag.
2. Repeat 3-5.
3. Go to get Poppy wax worms.
4. Put Poppy back in my bag.
5. Go to a convenience store.
6. Go home.

All in all, my plan was foolproof.
Peace out, y'all. Maybe.